Skywatcher Pillows

'Yes, there are a lot of stars, Son. Not as many as there are equity mutual funds, but a lot, nonetheless.'

Glimpses One Dollar

"Squirrel!"

The Star Gazer

Santa Claus Caught on the Moon.

Aliens and Environmentalists

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

Cariactures

"The fish sticks here are very good."

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

Intelligent people laugh too!

"A full moon! It's like Mother Nature turning on a night light!"

"Wait—did you procure that worm humanely?"

"Sure my wings flap 70 times per second-- I've been sipping nectar all day."

"They haven't said two words to each other—it's sad... I hope we don't end up like that." "They keep talking to each other—it's exhausting... So glad we don't have to do that."

'Bob, I know you're a Mockingbird, but a few compliments every now and then would greatly help your marriage...'

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

"Two vegans, please."

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

Bird Torture.

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

'Humans are so considerate: They put perches like these for us on every one of their houses...'

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

'Well, thanks, but we have no need of a Divorce Lawyer: We're Lovebirds you see...'

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

'Hon? Did your phone go dead? Hello?'

Glance Exchange

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

'You head south without me. I'll be fine.'

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"

'There's too many of us... I'm going to start forming a 'W'.'