Night Sky Watchers Mugs

"It's nowhere near as far away as we thought!"

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

"A full moon! It's like Mother Nature turning on a night light!"

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

'I don't know which was prettier - the meteor shower or the cascade of flaming space junk.'

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

"Stargazing sure is less painful at night."

"Something goes around something, but that's as far as I've got."

'Mom! Do they have traffic lights and stop signs in the sky?'

The 24-Hour Celebrities Doing Something Stupid Channel.

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."

Wish upon a star (well it's worth a try).

"I've either discovered dark matter, or I've left the lens cap on."

"The Cheshire Cactus"

'Perhaps the surest evidence intelligent life exists out there is the fact it hasn't revealed itself to us thus far.'

Romantic Moon

While doing routine recon over the pacific ocean, lietenants Cromwell and Olsen make a startling discovery.

"It beats flying for your food."

'Yes, there are a lot of stars, Son. Not as many as there are California Chardonnays, but a lot, just the same.'

'I have to say, the stars are magnificent in the desert at night...'

Dark Clouds

'Do you ever get the feeling that baseball is a national obsession?'

"You're right. This is better than sex."

'I love looking at the stars. I think of us as celestial paparazzi.'

"Oh boy, what a treat! Ladies and gentlemen, tonight we get a full view of the Supermoon."

'Yeah, my dad used to howl at the Moon before, but now he struggles to stay awake past sundown...'

Scientist drinking night sky through telescope

"Another nightmare?"

"Kind of makes you realize how insignificant my awesome beard is."

Aurora

Skimming out star reflections

Astronomer reaching for the stars through a telescope (with his hand coming out of the top, near the stars).

"I know it's a pie in the sky, Henshaw, but from a career perspective point of view we'll log it in as 'unidentified small aircraft'."