Sky Punch Enthusiast Gifts

"I know, it's hideous! But I did a hell of a lot of sky punching during the World Cup and now I'm stuck with it."

"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

Pilot with champagne.

How The Sausage Is Eaten

"Personally, I'd like to hire you, Mike, but the company has some serious concerns about your core competencies!"

'Flight simulator'

Businessman sees sign in window of 'Fred's Chili Bowl' restaurant: 'Now Hiring a Bean Counter'.

'But he's supposed to tell everyone how much you weigh! '

"Okay, quote me. I'm on the record."

"Keep it up. His knuckles are getting really sore"

"The hardest thing about learning to tumble is the floor."

Self Raising Flour

'I love looking at the stars. I think of us as celestial paparazzi.'

"Can we not fly in a "V"? Victor broke up with me."

Dogfights/Drone Fights

"We should have taken a eweber."

"Try a new tactic, punch back."

I would love to learn Karate, but Dad insists I do Boxing instead: He says I have natural disposition for it...

"That cloud looks like a sheep. I wonder what our Doctor Rorschach would make of that."

'You see, it works: We could make money in advertising!'

'Both benches have emptied, and now the brawl is spreading to the spectators!'

"Come on guys, it's only a training flight, and it's just such a nice day! What about taking the long way home?"

Cat boxer

See Europe by Helicopter: 'You visit 6 more countries in 14 days, than by train!'

Trapeze artists.

The only thing I have to offer is my own confusion."

"The possibilities are endless!" "The possibilities ended."

"Gosh, you look familiar. Have we flown together?"

"Yo Mike, I'm going to lunch!"

Traffic lights in the sky

Shadow boxing knockout.

Fireworks Limited: Gone Out - Do Not Return!

'When your grandparents said they were going to drop in on us, I didn't think they meant literally.'

'I'm making a fortune. I tell everyone the punch is full of antioxidants.'

'Joe Louis was right - you can run, but you can't hide.'