Punch Enthusiast Gifts

"Keep it up. His knuckles are getting really sore"

'I would love to learn Karate, but Dad insists I do Boxing instead: He says I have natural disposition for it...'

'Joe Louis was right - you can run, but you can't hide.'

The old one, two...

Cat boxer

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

How The Sausage Is Eaten

"Personally, I'd like to hire you, Mike, but the company has some serious concerns about your core competencies!"

Businessman sees sign in window of 'Fred's Chili Bowl' restaurant: 'Now Hiring a Bean Counter'.

"So, what are you reading?"

'But he's supposed to tell everyone how much you weigh! '

'I'd steer clear of the rum punch.'

"Okay, quote me. I'm on the record."

'DO you know what time we start here?'

"I was really impressed by the way you sent back the wine, though it did come in second to the waiter's uppercut."

Self Raising Flour

'That was Mr.Osgood, sir. He's just made his final payment.'

"Hey Ref - any chance you can get those buzzards to quit circling over my fighter?"

Boxing Trainer: 'And watch out for this fella. He has a huge Left Hook.'

I would love to learn Karate, but Dad insists I do Boxing instead: He says I have natural disposition for it...

"Seriously, the way you rasied me it's no wonder I can't get a gig in a real night club."

'Try hitting him harder.' 'Is that all you have to say?' 'Try hitting him harder, PLEASE.'

Attorney Punching Bag

"We should have taken a eweber."

"I see you ladies are admiring the Tuscan Blue."

"Try a new tactic, punch back."

'You're trying to find yourself? -- No offense, but if I were you, I'd look for somebody ELSE.'

'Wow...This could be the beginning of a fantastic career...A sales coach is waiting for you. He wants to hire you as a bad example.'

'I gave him the old one-two, but then he gave me three, four, five, six, seven and eight!'

"The hardest thing about winning bouts? The other guy's fists"

'Look at it this way...you're like a big pop star! The hits just keep on coming!'

Blue Tit Bank.

Pontius Pilates

'Both benches have emptied, and now the brawl is spreading to the spectators!'

"You tend to clam up, Wally, you need to come out of your shell!"