Sky Message Enthusiast Gifts

"Amy, will you marry my son?"

Girl answers phone and smoke comes out 'HELLO' from 'Big Sky Writing' company.

Airlines

"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

Pilot with champagne.

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

'Flight simulator'

"On time arrival...check. Paid for drinks...check. Made pleasant conversation...check. Didn't stare at mole...check."

'Are you going to answer my text message or not?'

'Geez, what's with the delay?'

'Today's sex text is the song of Solomon.'

'I love looking at the stars. I think of us as celestial paparazzi.'

'Listen son-if God had wanted us to fly he would have given us air tickets.'

Skywriter's Block

Hot air ballon, but with the ballon replaced by a thought bubble.

'Try to keep the number of your landings equal to the number of your takeoffs!'

FAA man letting planes out of bird cage

'Lost your luggage again, Mr. Rizzi? Wow, that enables you to join our 'Frequent Lost Luggage Club'!'

"That cloud looks like a sheep. I wonder what our Doctor Rorschach would make of that."

'Perhaps it's not a good idea to build skyscrapers that reach this far up.'

"Look at thse plodders down there - what do they know of exhilaration?"

"Stacy, Tom thinks you've been acting distance since you became a flight attendant."

'And how many frequent flyer miles do you have?'

'You see, it works: We could make money in advertising!'

"I just wanted you to hear it from me first, before you read it in the sky."

Power pack water jet pilot in trouble.

"Come on guys, it's only a training flight, and it's just such a nice day! What about taking the long way home?"

A sky writer writes, 'Thank you.'

Setting Cabin Temperature

"Flying is my life."

Air traffic controllers, as always, cool, calm and collected.

The only thing I have to offer is my own confusion."

"I won't know if it's a vacation till I see if they accept my miles."

Frequent Flier Tom Walstrom, on his way to Seattle, passes his luggage on it's way to L.A.

Texting in the Gilded Age.