Sky Message Enthusiast Pillows

"Amy, will you marry my son?"

Girl answers phone and smoke comes out 'HELLO' from 'Big Sky Writing' company.

Airlines

"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

Pilot with champagne.

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

'Flight simulator'

"On time arrival...check. Paid for drinks...check. Made pleasant conversation...check. Didn't stare at mole...check."

'Are you going to answer my text message or not?'

'Today's sex text is the song of Solomon.'

'Geez, what's with the delay?'

'I love looking at the stars. I think of us as celestial paparazzi.'

'Listen son-if God had wanted us to fly he would have given us air tickets.'

Skywriter's Block

Hot air ballon, but with the ballon replaced by a thought bubble.

'Try to keep the number of your landings equal to the number of your takeoffs!'

FAA man letting planes out of bird cage

'Lost your luggage again, Mr. Rizzi? Wow, that enables you to join our 'Frequent Lost Luggage Club'!'

"That cloud looks like a sheep. I wonder what our Doctor Rorschach would make of that."

"Look at thse plodders down there - what do they know of exhilaration?"

'Perhaps it's not a good idea to build skyscrapers that reach this far up.'

"Come on guys, it's only a training flight, and it's just such a nice day! What about taking the long way home?"

'You see, it works: We could make money in advertising!'

'And how many frequent flyer miles do you have?'

Power pack water jet pilot in trouble.

"I just wanted you to hear it from me first, before you read it in the sky."

"Stacy, Tom thinks you've been acting distance since you became a flight attendant."

A sky writer writes, 'Thank you.'

Setting Cabin Temperature

Air traffic controllers, as always, cool, calm and collected.

"Flying is my life."

"Gosh, you look familiar. Have we flown together?"

"The possibilities are endless!" "The possibilities ended."

"I won't know if it's a vacation till I see if they accept my miles."

Texting in the Gilded Age.