Sky Diner Gifts

The first in-flight meal: "Care for some soup?"

'With this extreme turbulence, the meals really are in flight.'

'Dang! I never now if the sommelier is messing with me.'

Countervailing Clichés.

'I really can't stay for dessert. Why don't you stay and DVR the rest of the date for me?'

'How is the water prepared?'

Businessman sees sign in window of 'Fred's Chili Bowl' restaurant: 'Now Hiring a Bean Counter'.

What's your thumb doing on my steak? Want me to drop it again?

'So,,,apparently you're really a dude,'

"The bagels are better in New York."

"I don't know where to begin, each dish has its own app."

Maitre d' to astronaut couple entering restaurant: 'Gravity or no-gravity?'

'What wine do you recommend with the peanut butter-filled, deep fried, jalapeno bacon bombs?'

Zagat Rated.

'Our special of the day is spam sandwiches.'

"The Bluetooth Special comes with a side order of Wi-Fi."

'They're not mints - they're antacid tablets.'

"I know, boy—I miss the smoked salmon at Zabar's, too."

Gone out...here is a computer simulation of your dinner

'This is not Hungarian stew.' 'We ran out of Hungarians.'

'You made me jump,'

I like the look of the sherry trifle!

"The gods are distributing Chinese menus."

'Careful, the plate is really hot.'

"I am your bot server. Page me by phone and tip me in bitcoins."

"I'm not eating a TV dinner. Now it's called 'Computer Cuisine.'"

All You Can Tweet Restaurant.

"It's made with real angel hair."

'Your tea is getting cold.'

'Not yet! Wait until he hits the breaking point... we just gave him some warm, soft bread and the cold, hard butter... THEN we bring out the flimsy plastic knife.'

'What's your thumb doing on my steak?' 'Want me to drop it again?'

'A fly in your soup, eh? -- Call me if it gets any worse.'

You ARE entitled to return a meal...But NOT after you've eaten it!!

'All right, I agree with you.'

Did you slice this beef? You nearly missed.