Sky Diner Pillows

The first in-flight meal: "Care for some soup?"

'With this extreme turbulence, the meals really are in flight.'

'Dang! I never now if the sommelier is messing with me.'

Countervailing Clichés.

'I really can't stay for dessert. Why don't you stay and DVR the rest of the date for me?'

'How is the water prepared?'

Businessman sees sign in window of 'Fred's Chili Bowl' restaurant: 'Now Hiring a Bean Counter'.

What's your thumb doing on my steak? Want me to drop it again?

"The bagels are better in New York."

'So,,,apparently you're really a dude,'

"I don't know where to begin, each dish has its own app."

Maitre d' to astronaut couple entering restaurant: 'Gravity or no-gravity?'

'What wine do you recommend with the peanut butter-filled, deep fried, jalapeno bacon bombs?'

Zagat Rated.

'They're not mints - they're antacid tablets.'

"I know, boy—I miss the smoked salmon at Zabar's, too."

"The Bluetooth Special comes with a side order of Wi-Fi."

'Our special of the day is spam sandwiches.'

Gone out...here is a computer simulation of your dinner

"I'm not eating a TV dinner. Now it's called 'Computer Cuisine.'"

'This is not Hungarian stew.' 'We ran out of Hungarians.'

'Careful, the plate is really hot.'

'Your tea is getting cold.'

"It's made with real angel hair."

"The gods are distributing Chinese menus."

I like the look of the sherry trifle!

'You made me jump,'

"I am your bot server. Page me by phone and tip me in bitcoins."

'Not yet! Wait until he hits the breaking point... we just gave him some warm, soft bread and the cold, hard butter... THEN we bring out the flimsy plastic knife.'

'I'm sorry, sir, but cheeseburgers are out of season.'

'What's your thumb doing on my steak?' 'Want me to drop it again?'

'All right, I agree with you.'

'I dreamed I was flying and I had airline food.'

'I hate to see you work during your lunch hour, so do me a favor and close your door.'

You ARE entitled to return a meal...But NOT after you've eaten it!!