Skittle Enthusiast T-Shirts

'A man who bowls can achieve anything.'

Love at First Sight

'Thank-you God.'

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

"In the beginning, God created, like, 300 concept sketches..."

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

"Ours is not a creative clan."

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

"Look, he just wants to apologize for scaring the daylights out of you yesterday. ... Mr. Squirrel? ..."

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

"Say, when did you get so fluff?"

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"

'A generous layer of vaseline makes an excellent tickle repellent!'

"Man! That squirrel was jacked!"

"Yes, that's the tree with all the squirrels from yesterday. And no, I don't know where they are today."

Bob woke up in a pile of notes, some scrawled so quickly that no one could decode them. He remembered nothing of the night before, except... yes, a fleeting glimpse of the writer's moon.

Come on Darling: Surely, you don't need a sledgehammer to crack a nut...

School of Art & Design. Looks like they're putting up an addition.

Football Crazy strip six

"Oh no I left my bagpipes in the oven."

'What is that? Is that sarcasm?'

Life's a Bench.

'Of course I'm squirreling away money!'

'Not only do we have no natural enemies we have no natural friends.'

"I've been getting really excited about squirrels even when my dog isn't with me."

'Well, isn't this nice? Three generations all sitting down together.'

"I meant the dog!"

'My dentist recommended it.'

'Mum, it's not fair: The principal said I was not allowed to take nuts to school anymore...'

On the cusp of winning the Nobel, Bernie gets exposed by his third grade handwriting teacher.

"If I have this peanut in my pocket, it means I must have buried my keys!"

"Consider yourself chased."

'Took calcium supplements for years without paying for them.'

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."