Playing Skittles T-Shirts

"I see Arthur's arthritus is acting up again."

Instructional guide to scribbling

"First snowman?"

"But this time, Lucky, when I throw the ball... you bring it back!"

'I lost a fight with a mud puddle.'

Bob woke up in a pile of notes, some scrawled so quickly that no one could decode them. He remembered nothing of the night before, except... yes, a fleeting glimpse of the writer's moon.

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

'To you it's wine, to me, it's my writer's block vaccine.'

'Not without your helmet, you're not!'

On the cusp of winning the Nobel, Bernie gets exposed by his third grade handwriting teacher.

Dog Love.

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

'Don't be hard on the boy, dear, I'm sure that Van Gogh's first sunflowers weren't so hot.'

'I'm not making a mess, Mom -- I'm becoming one with the Earth!'

'The game was called off on account of rain.'

"I warned you about playing at the tar pits."

Child plays football with his dog,football eventually squashes his dog

"I can't hear you. Are you playing with the dog again?"

Snowballs!

Little girl standing infront of mummy's dressing table putting tennis balls up her top

Microscope slide

The Queen of Static Electricity: 'Boring Rainy Day Sitting Area.'

"See. I told you they have Roomba Rodeos when we're gone."

'Pencil for Cartoonists.'

"C'mon, one more throw!"

'Doing tricks is a slippery slope.'

'Journey of self-discovery' Dog realizes he can make his leg move when he scratches.

'Time out!... Scooper!!'

'Of course this scribble doesn't make any sense. Why do you think the critics call it an intellectual masterpiece?'

"I thought you were teaching him to fetch, not kvetch."

"We were at the park and he kept on pretending to throw the ball then hiding it behind his back: After a while, I lost it!"

'Why does this crazy human keep throwing away my stick?'

"I borrowed it from my neighbor, he's a big tennis guy."

"You know what I love? Rolling in dead squirrel." "Oh, my God, yes! How about peeing on the floor at Petco?!" "Wait, wait–what's the farthest distance either of you have rubbed your butt across a carpet?!"

"Oh, ignore that. Penny likes to play with laser pointers."