Skinny-dipping Pillows

A hen and a rooster have taken off all of their feathers and have run off towards the ocean for a Skinny-dip.

"Thanks for calling it skinnydipping."

'Cannonball!'

'No swimming. No breathing.'

Fishing Tales

Thinks he's too cool for school.

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

The number one injury in today's workplace: severe bends caused by repeated exposure to deep-dive presentations.

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

Fish snorkling above water.

'Wow, this guy is DEEP.'

"You two seem oddly suited."

'This is Onstar, how may I help you?'

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

'Seven layers in one dip? Gentlemen, what have we wrought?'

Oct. 1982: Researchers attempt an ill-fated procedure in great white shark oral hygiene.

"The bagels are better in New York."

'Fancy a liquid lunch?'

Man commiting suicide finds the treasure at the bottom of the sea.

The Perfect Cannonball

Mermaid Art

"Aww geez... peanut butter and jellyfish again."

'Dude, you can go for that new diving gear if you want, but if you ask me, I think it's a trap.'

The circus diver.

Whale Shark Thoughts...

'Our trip to Florida was great until Rob took us driving with the dolphins.'

Aquatic Thrill Seekers

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

'They're showing 'Jaws' on TV tonight: The beaches should be quiet for a few days after that!'

Dog brings diver flippers.

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

Peter Benchley's New Book Fish!

"Dad, Dad, cage divers! Get the hacksaw and let's scare the heck out of them!"