Skinny Dipping Enthusiast Pillows

'God! I love nature!'

"Shoo! Go away, silly fish."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

Duck Hunt

'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

Dog wears t-shirt: 'The Duck Stops Here'

'Seven layers in one dip? Gentlemen, what have we wrought?'

'They're still following me?! Oh geez, what if they're in some sort of gang or something?'

Kissing the Fish

"Thanks for calling it skinnydipping."

Mother Duck.

Another Time Travel Pair o' Ducks.

'I don't trust humans: Some times, they throw us bread, some other times, they shoot at us!'

Mistaken baby ducks.

What the woman who spent years frantically trying to get her ducks in a row eventually learned.

Business Duck

"Got him up at the stadium, Chief. It was Yankee Duck Day."

'Save your money - he's a quack.'

'Are you going exploring or retrieving a duck?'

Could I have my Bill ?

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack Joins The Football Team

'That's a quack-quack'. Ornithological conference.

"C'mon already...that lipstick really isn't my shade."

'Well, he sure as hell doesn't walk like a C.E.O.'

Boy asking for bathing machine to be taken out deep so he can dive in.

'Stop him, he's got the receipe.' Duck running away

'Morning Larry, taking the kids to school? Have you still got the duck farm?'

Dog being carried off by ducks.

'I agree that it's nice of them to throw us bread, but frankly, it's always stale...'

'Well, dammit, I say he should stop and ask someone!'

"Any duck that thinks that decoy looks like a duck,swims like a duck and sounds like a duck, deserves to be shot!"

'Watch your step. This is 'quacksand.''

"Man does not live by chips alone. There's also guacamole."