Skinny Dipping Enthusiast Gifts

'God! I love nature!'

"Shoo! Go away, silly fish."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

Duck Hunt

'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

'Seven layers in one dip? Gentlemen, what have we wrought?'

'They're still following me?! Oh geez, what if they're in some sort of gang or something?'

Dog wears t-shirt: 'The Duck Stops Here'

"Thanks for calling it skinnydipping."

Kissing the Fish

Mother Duck.

Another Time Travel Pair o' Ducks.

'I don't trust humans: Some times, they throw us bread, some other times, they shoot at us!'

Business Duck

What the woman who spent years frantically trying to get her ducks in a row eventually learned.

Mistaken baby ducks.

"Got him up at the stadium, Chief. It was Yankee Duck Day."

'Save your money - he's a quack.'

'Are you going exploring or retrieving a duck?'

'Morning Larry, taking the kids to school? Have you still got the duck farm?'

Boy asking for bathing machine to be taken out deep so he can dive in.

'Stop him, he's got the receipe.' Duck running away

'That's a quack-quack'. Ornithological conference.

'Well, he sure as hell doesn't walk like a C.E.O.'

"C'mon already...that lipstick really isn't my shade."

Could I have my Bill ?

Dog being carried off by ducks.

'I agree that it's nice of them to throw us bread, but frankly, it's always stale...'

'Well, dammit, I say he should stop and ask someone!'

"Any duck that thinks that decoy looks like a duck,swims like a duck and sounds like a duck, deserves to be shot!"

'That's not what I mean by 'leading a duck' Ben.'

"Man does not live by chips alone. There's also guacamole."

'Watch your step. This is 'quacksand.''