Skinny Dip Enthusiast Gifts

A Female and Male Banana going for a Skinny-dip into the ocean.

Tartine

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

Rage.

"I just want you to know that promotion, this office, and those Luna bars were mine!"

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

Love is when you watch television together.

'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

Lioness Shops for Snacks.

How The Sausage Is Eaten

The Classy Dog: 'Dine & dance hotdogs: '50 cents a dance'.

'These hors d'oeuvres are real slop, and I mean that in the best sense.'

'You'll enjoy our staff meetings. We always begin and end with the product.'

"Note the spike here, when the state legalized marijuana."

"Funny. My girlfriend said the same thing."

"We'd better stock up on TV snacks in the event of war."

'Pigs feet, sir?' 'Are they pickled?'

Medical Marijuana Dispensary / Medical Cheez Doodles Dispensary

'Seven layers in one dip? Gentlemen, what have we wrought?'

Sheltering in place.

"We serve danishes because that's just how I roll!"

Back in 5 minutes!

"Goal!"

Are laboratory grown foods the future of farming?

Kissing the Fish

"Thanks for calling it skinnydipping."

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

'You do realise that's pot pourii?'

"He's an indoor cat."

How lazy people decide what to eat

A new career for George W. Bush: taster in a pretzel factory.

'Prepare to meet your maker!'