Skinny Dip Enthusiast Gifts

A Female and Male Banana going for a Skinny-dip into the ocean.

Tartine

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

Rage.

"I just want you to know that promotion, this office, and those Luna bars were mine!"

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

Love is when you watch television together.

'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'

How The Sausage Is Eaten

'These hors d'oeuvres are real slop, and I mean that in the best sense.'

"We'd better stock up on TV snacks in the event of war."

Lioness Shops for Snacks.

'You'll enjoy our staff meetings. We always begin and end with the product.'

"Funny. My girlfriend said the same thing."

"Note the spike here, when the state legalized marijuana."

Budget Bureau. Ernie, spilling something from every food group on it, does not make it a "balanced" budget!

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

'Pigs feet, sir?' 'Are they pickled?'

The Classy Dog: 'Dine & dance hotdogs: '50 cents a dance'.

Medical Marijuana Dispensary / Medical Cheez Doodles Dispensary

'Seven layers in one dip? Gentlemen, what have we wrought?'

Are laboratory grown foods the future of farming?

Kissing the Fish

"Goal!"

Back in 5 minutes!

"Thanks for calling it skinnydipping."

Supermarket - World Cup Specials

"We serve danishes because that's just how I roll!"

'You do realise that's pot pourii?'

Sheltering in place.

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

"He's an indoor cat."

How lazy people decide what to eat

A new career for George W. Bush: taster in a pretzel factory.