Small Screen Devotee Gifts

"I would suggest watching fewer box sets..."

'There's nothing on.'

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

Big screen TV falling through floor

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

Captive Audience at the World Cup.

Binge Watch

Movie Awards. That movie always comes alone and never stays for the after-party. It's an independent film.

Bill glanced up from his computer. It was dark outside. He smelled of BO. A little voice inside his head whispered, 'you should probably log off now.'

Binary Man

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

Time Machine Collision.

'I see you both texted that you never talk.'

STRIP Hambone: Computer armageddon

"Great news! Jim at work's promised to lend me all his World Cup DVDs"

A man looking at a piece of art through a phone camera

"Your mind is somewhere else." "My mind is somewhere else."

Addiction to mobile.

Unable to get going each day without her dose of Katie Couric, Lois shifted her schedule to be in sync with the star's new evening news job.

"...as the devices were nestled on their chargers with care,..."

Watching telly

"All the better to ignore you with."

'Have you figured out our New Year's resolution?'

"I would never do a nude scene, unless the part really called for it."

'A new study of people who watch television all the time reveals some shocking facts....'

TV and man

"For God's sake! Let the man have his simple pleasures."

'I can't help but wonder if somewhere, someone isn't watching a TV with a larger screen.'

Are they dangerous? Only if I shut off the tv.

"And now the award for..."

Take us to your leader.

"Yes, mother, I'm recharging."

"Gee... A wide screen, high-definition TV with Stereo-Gasm Sound and over 500 channels! It's almost like having a life!"

Widescreen TV.

"I told you we should have got the smaller screen."