Dip Enthusiast Pillows

'Seven layers in one dip? Gentlemen, what have we wrought?'

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

"He's sulking because I always beat him at Clue ... "

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

Clandestine cows.

'Yes, I speak perfect English, I have to 'cause you English are too bloody lazy to learn French!'

"Man does not live by chips alone. There's also guacamole."

Joint Replacement Specialist has 3 boxes on desk: "Hip", "Hip", "Hooray."

'I see you worked in government research - what kind?'

'You need to alter your portfolio allocation. Right now it's 25% stocks, 15% bonds and 60% margin loans.'

"Hi Honey, I'm Holmes"

"And this flag, my son, means "Divers Below"..."

'Is it labor day already?'

'Just remember, Eddie, I've always viewed a big dividend as manna from heaven.'

'Busy day?'

"I've got a little job for you, Kretchmer. I want you to infiltrate the I.R.S. and sow the seeds of compassion."

Tip Responsibly

A Female and Male Banana going for a Skinny-dip into the ocean.

"You've got to hand it to Johnson...if anyone has undeclared assets he's the man to find them!"

'There you are!' (Bureau of Missing Persons)

'I can't take the stress test next week. I have to go to the pool with my grandson and show him how to do a one-and-a-half gainer of the high diving board.'

"Thank you, sir. I see you're not hopelessly liberal."

"I know we have some invisible ink somewhere but we can never find it..."

"Well, at least it is a dividend stock."

Chimney sweep complaining about getting covered in dust

'It's Jack's homemade Merlot - care for a scoop?'

I'm sorry sir, we don't stock pin-stripe underwear.

Mr. Popularity.

"Leave him a good tip, Arthur. He's really cute."