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'Seven layers in one dip? Gentlemen, what have we wrought?'

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

"He's sulking because I always beat him at Clue ... "

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

Clandestine cows.

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

'Yes, I speak perfect English, I have to 'cause you English are too bloody lazy to learn French!'

"Man does not live by chips alone. There's also guacamole."

Joint Replacement Specialist has 3 boxes on desk: "Hip", "Hip", "Hooray."

We bonded over a shared lack of assertiveness. Vive la diffidence!

'I see you worked in government research - what kind?'

'You need to alter your portfolio allocation. Right now it's 25% stocks, 15% bonds and 60% margin loans.'

"Hi Honey, I'm Holmes"

"Yes, that'll be fine. I think my wife would like something to drink too."

"And this flag, my son, means "Divers Below"..."

'Is it labor day already?'

'Just remember, Eddie, I've always viewed a big dividend as manna from heaven.'

'Busy day?'

"I've got a little job for you, Kretchmer. I want you to infiltrate the I.R.S. and sow the seeds of compassion."

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It's so frustrating! They always stop acting evil the minute you start recording.

A Female and Male Banana going for a Skinny-dip into the ocean.

"You've got to hand it to Johnson...if anyone has undeclared assets he's the man to find them!"

'There you are!' (Bureau of Missing Persons)

"I know we have some invisible ink somewhere but we can never find it..."

'I can't take the stress test next week. I have to go to the pool with my grandson and show him how to do a one-and-a-half gainer of the high diving board.'

"Thank you, sir. I see you're not hopelessly liberal."

"Well, at least it is a dividend stock."

Chimney sweep complaining about getting covered in dust

Investment Banking. This is a derivative of a derivative, and you know what they say about making copies of copies.

'It's Jack's homemade Merlot - care for a scoop?'

I'm sorry sir, we don't stock pin-stripe underwear.

Mr. Popularity.

"It says 'Good fortune comes to those who tip generously'."