Dip Connoisseur T-Shirts

"Fancy a dip?"

'No ice.'

Join me in a Martini?

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

'Seven layers in one dip? Gentlemen, what have we wrought?'

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

'Fried chickens.'

Aromatherapy for Men

Pub restrooms; Thugs - Thugettes

"I'm sure you've heard of foodies - he's a drinkie."

Next Round Indicator

'Fill her up. No ice - it takes up valuable space!'

'I'm on the short degree course... hell of a lot to pack into one year!'

'What's wrong with him?' - 'He drank a glass of water by mistake.'

"On second thoughts, I'll have it stirred, not shaken."

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

'Climbing up a chair to take a bag of potato crisps out of the cupboard five times a day does nor count as exercise, sir!'

'We are now entering sombre hour, happy hour has finished.'

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

Pet owner pours out contents of treats for dog that are oddly shaped. Box titled: 'Funny Bones'.

"Do you want a drink or do you need a drink ? We're very busy...."

"Brian's considering the optics."

'Of all the fern bars in Encino, she's gotta walk into mine.'

'Mr. Whipple, what other qualifications do you have - apart from your quite excellent Donald Duck impression?'

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

Never clip him yourself unless you are an expert.

'I asked for a report on the long and short of it, Henderson - This only addresses the breadth and depth.'

'These drinks have been watered down.'

"I've done nothing Instagrammable for months."

Eventual Motion Machine

'Do you have bottled spring water?'

Pickled beets.

'So when's happy hour?'