Tipping Connoisseur T-Shirts

Thanks for the tip. Come again!

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"This place has the best happy hour."

I could have danced all night!

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

Party Animals.

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

"Drunk, yet orderly"

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

"I love this time of day."

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

Toast: the high energy food

Superheroes Having a Drink

"Another flue shot, Larry.

The Corner Of Ogden And Nash: Candy is Daddy/Liquor is Quicker

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

"This looks like a job for 'Margarita Man!'"

"Well, after ad school, our Timothy made a 6-second Ad that nobody saw."

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

Taking a little mental vacation can help as long as you don't go to mental.

Sparks Fly When The Little Gray Suit Meets The Little Black Dress

(I ride a harley, I drive a porsche, I smoke cigars, I drink martinis...) (So, ….You're impotent?)

"I gotta cut you off, Pierre. That's your tenth 'pretend Manhattan' since you got here."

"Hey! Hey! I could gopher another lemon drop over here, please and thank you."

Join me in a glass of champagne?

"Pavlov's dog: Friday night"

"Well, here he is. He just grew on me until I couldn't stand it anymore."

'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'

'I'd steer clear of the rum punch.'

"I had a low birth weight but a high birthright."

"You're going to regret this in the morning."

"We're going to build in Rhinebeck, once Steven finds the right brick."

"I specifically asked for two olives! Not one." "Bad waiter!"