Tipping Connoisseur T-Shirts

Thanks for the tip. Come again!

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"This place has the best happy hour."

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

I could have danced all night!

Party Animals.

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

"I love this time of day."

"Drunk, yet orderly"

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

Superheroes Having a Drink

"Another flue shot, Larry.

Toast: the high energy food

"This looks like a job for 'Margarita Man!'"

The Corner Of Ogden And Nash: Candy is Daddy/Liquor is Quicker

Taking a little mental vacation can help as long as you don't go to mental.

Cell Bar & Grill. Happy Hour All Day. The new owner is an endorphin.

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

Sparks Fly When The Little Gray Suit Meets The Little Black Dress

"Well, after ad school, our Timothy made a 6-second Ad that nobody saw."

(I ride a harley, I drive a porsche, I smoke cigars, I drink martinis...) (So, ….You're impotent?)

'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'

"I gotta cut you off, Pierre. That's your tenth 'pretend Manhattan' since you got here."

"Hey! Hey! I could gopher another lemon drop over here, please and thank you."

"Well, here he is. He just grew on me until I couldn't stand it anymore."

'I'd steer clear of the rum punch.'

"Pavlov's dog: Friday night"

Join me in a glass of champagne?

"I had a low birth weight but a high birthright."

"You're going to regret this in the morning."

"We're going to build in Rhinebeck, once Steven finds the right brick."