Skinny-dipper Pillows

"Thanks for calling it skinnydipping."

'I bet you think I'm drinking tea...'

'Seven layers in one dip? Gentlemen, what have we wrought?'

Movie Awards. That movie always comes alone and never stays for the after-party. It's an independent film.

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

"Honestly, sweetheart, they haven't brought out a little Ellen MacArthur set. As soon as they do daddy will get you one."

Hip-hop cops on stage.

"Hold up ... where’s the ranch dressing?"

"Man does not live by chips alone. There's also guacamole."

Weinberg's egregious error would damage his reputation forever, His colleagues would thereafter refer to him as 'the big double dipper,

Football Skills

'He'll be a great basketball player someday -- he already dribbles all over the place.

"Sealed for your diets protection."

Boom Box

"Why couldn't you open that wide during the procedure?"

Of course nothing grew --- You just put drumsticks in the ground! I was trying to grow beets.

Parson wishing to seem as though he is not drinking

"You want to be a WHAT?"

'I'm one year older and I should know better, but there are times all I want to do is tear into a new pair of slippers.'

Just say no.

'Anything to get out of taking a bath.'

'I thought if I tried diving, I wouldn't mind a bath so much!'

A Female and Male Banana going for a Skinny-dip into the ocean.

A hen and a rooster have taken off all of their feathers and have run off towards the ocean for a Skinny-dip.

'Normally, he's an indoor dog, but he got into the bean dip.'

"Ooh, I need a drink. I wish I didn't have to hide it...but I don't want the family making fun of me. Mmm...that hits the spot."

'Your teeth are okay, but your gums will have to come out.'

"Yeah, that Bernice...she's got her nose in everybody's business."

Car cries out for classical music, while young lad wants to put on loud pumping music.

"Some party, huh? Did you try the bean dip? How's the family? Give me a call some time! I want to introduce you to some friends of mine."

A fat man watches as a locksmith picks at large padlock chained around the refrigerator.

"Shoo! Go away, silly fish."

"Fancy a dip?"

'God! I love nature!'