Skewers Gifts

'10,000 years and no one's improved on the idea of meat on a stick!'

Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

"Have you ever thought of just knocking this 'half-empty glass' OFF the counter?"

Cat puts off paying gas bill, to sleep longer...

"...And I like how you switched from the first person narrative to third person—impressive." "Thanks."

Pessimists v Optimists.

"Actually, the job calls for someone who is convex."

Kids really do make you view the world from a different perspective...I'm on the floor, behind the couch, under the bed...

"Hi, Honey. For dinner we're having Shis Kabob."

Sphere vs. sphere reimagined.

'OMG Roger, you look totally out of shape!'

"Slow down. This stuff is gold, I’m tellin’ ya! Gold!"

"For Trog, the discovery of the skewer far outweighed the discovery of fire... Incredible!"

"We're looking toward the Paci?c Rim, Green?eld. What the hell are you doing?"

Cats the musical

"If you want a positive outlook, you're going to have to turn you chair around."

Why Icarus Flew Too Close To The Sun

Meanwhile, back at the 'shape' party... 'Hey, check out the square dancing with Brenda...!'

"The beginning of another urban legend."

A Wrecked-angle.

"I hate it when they do this."

Distilled Elephant

Evolution of the Mathematician.

"Staying true to our mission, even our security cameras have rose colored lenses."

"How long has your husband gone through life with these 'blinders' on?"

"Everybody's somebody's contra."

The benefit of a joint geography and geometry degree.

'Take comfort in the knowledge that better men than you have far worse inferiority complexes.'

'My therapist says I've developed a cult of personality disorder.'

"As exercise, it's torture, but as torture, it's not so bad."