Skewer Aficionado Gifts

'10,000 years and no one's improved on the idea of meat on a stick!'

Vlad The Impaler's Descendants,

"Oh, stop it. You are not at all obtuse." Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

'I'm having a bad whisker day.'

"You're in luck...I've unearthed those payroll records from 3 years ago."

'He agreed that she might have a point.'

"Hi, Honey. For dinner we're having Shis Kabob."

Two cats making a heart shape with their tails

The strong Canadian dollar is bad for the Canadian exporting manufacturers.

Pollsters

"Would you say the pain is more like a me-ow or a me-ouch?"

Screw plastic surgeon.

"For Trog, the discovery of the skewer far outweighed the discovery of fire... Incredible!"

This here's my kitty! I call er Whiskers!

'You knew my alignment was chaotic good when you married me!'

School Supply Room. Look at this -- a calculator, a protractor and a compass! You've discovered the missing weapons of math instruction!

Turning with mathematical precision.

Cats the musical

Steel Works - 'How the devil did all this go down 7 3/8 today?'

Why Icarus Flew Too Close To The Sun

Running in please pass

"And they say this country doesn't make anything anymore!"

'Abandon Sheep.'

Sewing A Christmas Dress.

"Thank you! And now for my finale, I shall produce a magician from the hat."

"Don't call me ska face!"

"Reverse two and a half somersaults with one and a half twists - WOW!"

Let's ask Square ... He always has the right angle on things.

"The Mind Of Whiskers."

"I'm sure Mistress meant well: The cat on the box is smiling, but I agree, this tastes and smells horrible..."

'What a hunk!'

'I don't know - with all these feathers you'd think there'd be a bird in here somewhere.'

Just the usual, thanks.

'Gee,that's an unusual assortment! What kind of buttons are those? 'Belly...'

"Cabbage Patch"