Skewers Pillows

'10,000 years and no one's improved on the idea of meat on a stick!'

Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

"Have you ever thought of just knocking this 'half-empty glass' OFF the counter?"

"Daddy, why do people pull round pizza from square boxes and cut them into triangles before they eat them?"

Cat puts off paying gas bill, to sleep longer...

"It all looks fine to me."

"...And I like how you switched from the first person narrative to third person—impressive." "Thanks."

Three-dimensional, eh --- What makes you so spatial?

Pessimists v Optimists.

"Actually, the job calls for someone who is convex."

Kids really do make you view the world from a different perspective...I'm on the floor, behind the couch, under the bed...

"Hi, Honey. For dinner we're having Shis Kabob."

Sphere vs. sphere reimagined.

'OMG Roger, you look totally out of shape!'

"For Trog, the discovery of the skewer far outweighed the discovery of fire... Incredible!"

The irony is that Euclid himself is way out of shape.

"Slow down. This stuff is gold, I’m tellin’ ya! Gold!"

The irony is that Euclid himself is way out of shape.

"We're looking toward the Paci?c Rim, Green?eld. What the hell are you doing?"

Cats the musical

"If you want a positive outlook, you're going to have to turn you chair around."

Why Icarus Flew Too Close To The Sun

Meanwhile, back at the 'shape' party... 'Hey, check out the square dancing with Brenda...!'

A Wrecked-angle.

"The beginning of another urban legend."

"I hate it when they do this."

Distilled Elephant

Evolution of the Mathematician.

"Staying true to our mission, even our security cameras have rose colored lenses."

"How long has your husband gone through life with these 'blinders' on?"

"I am the change you all can be."

"Everybody's somebody's contra."

The benefit of a joint geography and geometry degree.

"As exercise, it's torture, but as torture, it's not so bad."

Cat DNA is decoded.