Skewer Enthusiast Pillows

"Hi, Honey. For dinner we're having Shis Kabob."

"For Trog, the discovery of the skewer far outweighed the discovery of fire... Incredible!"

"Oh, stop it. You are not at all obtuse." Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

I quilt therefore I am

Tuning Up for the Air Guitar Competition

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

'10,000 years and no one's improved on the idea of meat on a stick!'

"Tia Carmen, can you make a new dress for my doll?"

"Didn't your last blouse fall apart in two days?"

"You're in luck...I've unearthed those payroll records from 3 years ago."

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

"Would you say the pain is more like a me-ow or a me-ouch?"

Two cats making a heart shape with their tails

"Hey, Brian. I can't make it to the park today, but I'll be there in spirit."

Screw plastic surgeon.

Zorro, The Embroiderer

A woman repairs a broken heart.

This here's my kitty! I call er Whiskers!

Psychological Warfare Target Practice

Turning with mathematical precision.

Cats the musical

Why Icarus Flew Too Close To The Sun

"Have they decided not to have M-day."

"I admire your devotion to duty."

Running in please pass

'Abandon Sheep.'

"I'm sure Mistress meant well: The cat on the box is smiling, but I agree, this tastes and smells horrible..."

'I don't know - with all these feathers you'd think there'd be a bird in here somewhere.'

A granny tortoise with a quilted shell.

"The Mind Of Whiskers."

Straightening up.

Bias Tape

Cambridge dons go hungry as they work out the perfect slice of pizza.

Just the usual, thanks.