Skewer Enthusiast Prints

"Hi, Honey. For dinner we're having Shis Kabob."

"For Trog, the discovery of the skewer far outweighed the discovery of fire... Incredible!"

"Oh, stop it. You are not at all obtuse." Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

I quilt therefore I am

Tuning Up for the Air Guitar Competition

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

'10,000 years and no one's improved on the idea of meat on a stick!'

"Tia Carmen, can you make a new dress for my doll?"

"Didn't your last blouse fall apart in two days?"

"You're in luck...I've unearthed those payroll records from 3 years ago."

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

"Would you say the pain is more like a me-ow or a me-ouch?"

"Hey, Brian. I can't make it to the park today, but I'll be there in spirit."

Screw plastic surgeon.

Two cats making a heart shape with their tails

Zorro, The Embroiderer

A woman repairs a broken heart.

School Supply Room. Look at this -- a calculator, a protractor and a compass! You've discovered the missing weapons of math instruction!

This here's my kitty! I call er Whiskers!

Psychological Warfare Target Practice

Turning with mathematical precision.

Cats the musical

Why Icarus Flew Too Close To The Sun

"Have they decided not to have M-day."

Running in please pass

"I admire your devotion to duty."

'Abandon Sheep.'

"I'm sure Mistress meant well: The cat on the box is smiling, but I agree, this tastes and smells horrible..."

A granny tortoise with a quilted shell.

"The Mind Of Whiskers."

Let's ask Square ... He always has the right angle on things.

Straightening up.

'I don't know - with all these feathers you'd think there'd be a bird in here somewhere.'

Bias Tape

I don't get it. She's so much cuter than him.