Sewer Enthusiast Prints

"This year let's take our vacation at the sewage treatment plant."

"Faeces, stools, ordure, excreta. . .I just love all that s**t."

I quilt therefore I am

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

'Tut! Men and their sheds, eh?'

"I got a swiss army hook!"

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

' ... and this is the half bath.'

"This is what happens when you award the contract to the cheapest tender...."

"Tia Carmen, can you make a new dress for my doll?"

"Didn't your last blouse fall apart in two days?"

'My building inspector just doesn't understand me.'

Building a company.

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

Engineer on the move.

Computer operator welding machine.

Crane fishing

'Oh no. Another major code violation decision.'

'Guess they're still fixing the street.'

'Uh oh. I can see another few hundred will be added to your bid.'

"Hi, Honey. For dinner we're having Shis Kabob."

"I'd like one of your bucket and spade holidays."

"Never marry an engineer."

"I've decided to major in engineering...college loan debt restructuring."

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

'Art, art, art - When are we going to get some engineers?'

"Is that one of those cars that tells you when it needs maintenance?"

Future site of Que Sera Sera.

'Don't throw the little silicon chips away -- we may find a use for them someday.'

'I thought this was supposed to be clean fill dirt!'

'Well, that does not yet look like a wall. Try it again, Liam!'

'Were the building contractors for the Leaning Tower of Pisa sued?'

"I guess it's too late to warn you that I turned off the hot water."

The Consequences of an Interrupted Shower.