Skepticism Savant Gifts

'Since when have they started advertising placebos on TV?'

'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'

"Let's face it. The only play you've ever liked is 'Stop the World - I Want to Get Off.'"

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

"Imagine if only 1/2 the companies that claimed to have a great culture actually did."

"I see you're back from church. What was cherry-picked for you today?"

"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money."

A political promise is intended to be a golden egg...Which is kept in a pork barrel and after an election...Hatches into a dead duck before...it turns invisible so it can quietly vanish.

'It's cheaper than gas.'

Community church - the home of religion lite - Sermon: 'Atheism? You may be right!'

"You atheists wouldn't exist without God!"

"We fell for this last time remember..."

Asteroid Denying Dinosaur vs. Asteroid Believing Dinosaur.

Scientific Research: 'Uh...why'd it take'em 20 yeahs t' figyah that out?'

Failure is no an option: "I'd now like to speak on the topic of government bailouts!"

"This report says a happy workforce is a productive workforce, but I need more proof before I go changing everything around."

"Why do I hate religion? Imagine if half the money ever donated to religion had instead been used for scientific research. That's the world religion stole from me! Instead of worrying about the coronavirus, I could be slaying orcs on a starship's holodeck!"

"Let's try to think of something that untold millions of people will buy."

"After the election everything will be perfect and I will be able to fly."

"This'll show the Theology Department."

'OK, now you've seen it...'

"Rumours of a crisis in the NHS are groundless...Spending is up by 2%, management ratios down by 62%..."

Tarzan mobile phone

"Good. I can hardly see your Catholic parents now."

"If we can put a man on the moon, why can't we admit that the moon landing was a big conspiracy?"

Judgment Day is coming next Monday. Repent. Now, hold on. How can I believe you when so many dire prophecies haven't come true? I sealed myself in a shelter twice in the late '60s, hid in the Appalachian Mountains a decade later. A huge bunching of Judgment Day visions in the late '80s led me to simply get a time share in the Colorado mountains … Getting out of town doesn't spare you Judgment Day. I don't think. Lemme double-check the clues in Marmaduke. Mostly I needed an excuse to get away. Th

"Oh, I know He works in mysterious ways, but if I worked that mysteriously I'd get fired."

'Don't believe everything you read.'

"If it takes the GMC 20 years to spot a rogue surgeon what chance have you got in 20 minutes?"

'A Federally-funded study released today proves conclusively that taxes are good for the economy....'

"Papers late again, Murphy?"

The conspiracy behind conspiracy theories.

Cemetery with graves engraved 'traditional medicine' and 'alternative medicine'.

"Oh! I thought that was our party manifesto..."

"The sky isn't really falling -- I'm just trying to make a living."