Skateboard Newbie Gifts

'Ever since my mom got her tattoo she thinks she can skateboard.'

Skiing.

Servant brings king skateboard on pillow.

...the all-terrain skateboard.

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

"Shred the plank."

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

"Skate or die."

Bunny Hill

"It's a self-driving skateboard."

Skateboard

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

'The police is looking for a teenager who reads books... I bet they'll never solve this case!'

Cool Cat, Dog Dork, Grumpy Goldfish, Constipated Cockatiel.

kid skateboards off airplane wingtip

"Ok, Griffin — let him see Mom’s roast!"

A man looking askance at a child on a tank-like skateboard

"If a fruit doesn't have a lolly flavour, is it a real fruit?"

Skate Bored

"Listen, that's a Tang Dynasty urn we just broke."

Peacock on skateboard

'Mary, hold my calls. And bring my board.'

Active pensioner.

'I'd kill for concrete.'

"Yeah, but this is a cat on a skateboard being arrested by a cop with a tattoo of the Confederate flag!"

'Your request for a company vehicle has been approved, however, it's not the Cadillac you wanted. Since you need the exercise, you're getting a skateboard.'

'Can you check my balance.'

Fun on the pyramids

No Skateboard. No Slouching.

"My dad said they used to be bands."

Skateboard Olympics.