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"Jones, do you know you are 'just skating by'?"

"He might not have got the job with Google, but they weren't going to stop Brian skateboarding to the office."

Servant brings king skateboard on pillow.

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

...the all-terrain skateboard.

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

"Skate or die."

"Shred the plank."

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

"It's a self-driving skateboard."

Skateboard

'The police is looking for a teenager who reads books... I bet they'll never solve this case!'

kid skateboards off airplane wingtip

"If a fruit doesn't have a lolly flavour, is it a real fruit?"

"Take these. They'll help bring you up to speed."

Skateboard Sidewalk Surfer

A man looking askance at a child on a tank-like skateboard

"Ok, Griffin — let him see Mom’s roast!"

Cool Cat, Dog Dork, Grumpy Goldfish, Constipated Cockatiel.

Skate Bored

"Listen, that's a Tang Dynasty urn we just broke."

"Yeah, but this is a cat on a skateboard being arrested by a cop with a tattoo of the Confederate flag!"

'I'd kill for concrete.'

'Mary, hold my calls. And bring my board.'

Active pensioner.

Peacock on skateboard

'Your request for a company vehicle has been approved, however, it's not the Cadillac you wanted. Since you need the exercise, you're getting a skateboard.'

'Can you check my balance.'

Fun on the pyramids

No Skateboard. No Slouching.

"Let's look for spots and then talk about what we would've done on 'em 10 years ago."

"Congratulations, dad! You won for 'Most Imaginative Maneuver' on a skateboard!"

Beat me, kick me, make me do story problems.