Skate Pro Pillows

"Jones, do you know you are 'just skating by'?"

Servant brings king skateboard on pillow.

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

...the all-terrain skateboard.

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

"Skate or die."

"Shred the plank."

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

Skateboard

"It's a self-driving skateboard."

'The police is looking for a teenager who reads books... I bet they'll never solve this case!'

Cool Cat, Dog Dork, Grumpy Goldfish, Constipated Cockatiel.

kid skateboards off airplane wingtip

"Ok, Griffin — let him see Mom’s roast!"

Skate Bored

"If a fruit doesn't have a lolly flavour, is it a real fruit?"

"Take these. They'll help bring you up to speed."

A man looking askance at a child on a tank-like skateboard

"Listen, that's a Tang Dynasty urn we just broke."

"Yeah, but this is a cat on a skateboard being arrested by a cop with a tattoo of the Confederate flag!"

'I'd kill for concrete.'

Peacock on skateboard

'Mary, hold my calls. And bring my board.'

Active pensioner.

'Can you check my balance.'

Fun on the pyramids

'Your request for a company vehicle has been approved, however, it's not the Cadillac you wanted. Since you need the exercise, you're getting a skateboard.'

No Skateboard. No Slouching.

Skateboard Olympics.

"My dad said they used to be bands."

Beat me, kick me, make me do story problems.

"It's the new mobile office."