Size Detectives Gifts

Searching for a thoughtful gift for a size detective? Our collection blends clever humor with charming designs, ideal for those who love to scrutinize and measure. Find mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that celebrate their detail-oriented nature with wit and style.

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How come they're making size 16 smaller these days?

How come they're making size 16 smaller these days? mockup

How come they're making size 16 smaller these days?

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"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?" mockup

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

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"You can't prove that I broke it! Where's your physical evidence? Fingerprints or a DNA profile?"

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'That large, rolled up newspaper is a reminder - mess up in this office and you'll pay the price.'

'That large, rolled up newspaper is a reminder - mess up in this office and you'll pay the price.' mockup

'That large, rolled up newspaper is a reminder - mess up in this office and you'll pay the price.'

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'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.'

'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.' mockup

'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.'

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'Who was the murderer? Well Watson, that's the killer question.'

'Who was the murderer? Well Watson, that's the killer question.' mockup

'Who was the murderer? Well Watson, that's the killer question.'

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We have a problem with your research. We're Encyclopedia Britannica and you're Wikipedia.

We have a problem with your research. We're Encyclopedia Britannica and you're Wikipedia. mockup

We have a problem with your research. We're Encyclopedia Britannica and you're Wikipedia.

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"It seemed like a long timeout."

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Micro and Macro Department,

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"Your curriculum vitae is extremely detailed, isn't it? I don't quite know what to make of the fact that your third-grade teacher, Miss Hartley, made you stand in the corner for throwing an eraser although another kid did it."

"Your curriculum vitae is extremely detailed, isn't it? I don't quite know what to make of the fact that your third-grade teacher, Miss Hartley, made you stand in the corner for throwing an eraser although another kid did it."

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Don't forget to read the small print. mockup

Don't forget to read the small print.

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'Which are the most popular and least popular items, and which have been on the menu the longest and shortest times?'

'Which are the most popular and least popular items, and which have been on the menu the longest and shortest times?' mockup

'Which are the most popular and least popular items, and which have been on the menu the longest and shortest times?'

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"You say in your resume that you're very meticulous."

"You say in your resume that you're very meticulous." mockup

"You say in your resume that you're very meticulous."

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"Our menu never claims that our meat is barbecued. It just says that it's covered in barbecue sauce."

"Our menu never claims that our meat is barbecued. It just says that it's covered in barbecue sauce." mockup

"Our menu never claims that our meat is barbecued. It just says that it's covered in barbecue sauce."

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"We think we've found the murder weapon Sir"

"We think we've found the murder weapon Sir" mockup

"We think we've found the murder weapon Sir"

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Devil in the detail

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Shrink

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"I just audited our books. Your register came up five cents short, Rudy."

"I just audited our books. Your register came up five cents short, Rudy." mockup

"I just audited our books. Your register came up five cents short, Rudy."

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"At least you have taste when it comes to your computer's wallpaper."

"At least you have taste when it comes to your computer's wallpaper." mockup

"At least you have taste when it comes to your computer's wallpaper."

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"TV violence made him do it. Says he'll name shows if we drop the charges."

"TV violence made him do it. Says he'll name shows if we drop the charges." mockup

"TV violence made him do it. Says he'll name shows if we drop the charges."

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'Daddy, why is that man wearing a blank T-shirt?'

'Daddy, why is that man wearing a blank T-shirt?' mockup

'Daddy, why is that man wearing a blank T-shirt?'

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"We're going to need the best forensic accountants money can buy."

"We're going to need the best forensic accountants money can buy." mockup

"We're going to need the best forensic accountants money can buy."

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'My school has a very strict detention policy.'

'My school has a very strict detention policy.' mockup

'My school has a very strict detention policy.'

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Excessive Paperwork

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When pedants take a break.

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VARIOUS ITEMS OF LABELLED KITCHENWARE. mockup

VARIOUS ITEMS OF LABELLED KITCHENWARE.

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'Talk about paranoid. He reads the fine print on his money.'

'Talk about paranoid. He reads the fine print on his money.' mockup

'Talk about paranoid. He reads the fine print on his money.'

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"Hmmm...this'll be a tough one..." mockup

"Hmmm...this'll be a tough one..."

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"This is too hard, but I'd recognize him on his own."

"This is too hard, but I'd recognize him on his own." mockup

"This is too hard, but I'd recognize him on his own."

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'I am unable to find the words to respond to that.'

'I am unable to find the words to respond to that.' mockup

'I am unable to find the words to respond to that.'

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"So in other words, we're hoping to discover what makes the nitty, gritty."

"So in other words, we're hoping to discover what makes the nitty, gritty." mockup

"So in other words, we're hoping to discover what makes the nitty, gritty."

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'Take a look at this everyone - it just could be the signature we've been looking for.'

'Take a look at this everyone - it just could be the signature we've been looking for.' mockup

'Take a look at this everyone - it just could be the signature we've been looking for.'

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'Wait a minute! I think our line has been tapped.'

'Wait a minute! I think our line has been tapped.' mockup

'Wait a minute! I think our line has been tapped.'

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Size Detectives Gifts Collection

Size Detectives Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs designed for size detectives. Perfect for morning coffees or tea, these mugs bring humor and personality to their daily routine.

Size Detectives Pillows

Brighten up their space with pillows designed for size detectives. A humorous touch for their sofa or bed that reflects their keen eye.

Size Detectives Prints

Decorate with our exclusive prints for size detectives. Clever, fun illustrations that celebrate their love for measurement and observation.

Size Detectives T-Shirts

Find the perfect T-shirt for size detectives in our fun and witty collection. Ideal for casual days where they want to showcase their love for detail and precision.