Six-hitter Extraordinaire Gifts

"The boring bit about cricket is waiting for them to find the ball after you've hit a six."

Alternative fielding positions

'We need you to get onto those high balls coming over'

I think this interleague play is getting out of hand.

Who Will blink First Hugs.

Party time.

Belief and Trust.

Boy with bat using toaster to launch bread for him to practise hitting

Joyce could certainly handle her drink!

“If they were huggers like us they would have evolved useful arms.”

Counsel for the prosecution makes its closing argument in mime court.

'Never thought I'd enjoy a cricket match so much.'

"I'm thinking of changing my name."

"Our team needs a lot of nurturing."

The Little Top.

Welcome to our team.

"The bad news is my doctor limited me to one glass of wine per day. The good news is I get to pick the glass."

'Dogs are such simple creatures... they can just focus on their ball for hours, completely oblivious to the world around them...' 'Whazzat?'

"That's the part of hands-free technology that creeps me out... on-hold music karaoke."

Office worker with baby in drawer.

Overworked

'Talk about being squeezed in between appointments.'

Born to play ball.

"Let's try it again. This time with a tad less mania."

Working Together

Fetching the Ball

"Oh, no! I typed up all my New Year's Resolutions without saving copies, only to drop them in the shredder by accident! Now I'll never remember them! How clumsy of me! Oh, well!"

'His is a working breed.'

"As receptionist, you'll be answering the phone, greeting customers and doing whatever else they dump on you."

'It's part of working as a team, Michael, we all have to make a sacrifice now and again.'

Fancy portrait of the gentleman who killed the greatest number of small birds. [To be hung up in all sparrow clubs]

Ten minutes later, the rescue helicopter landed...

"I know what's going on here - you just want to enrich my microbiome."

Trans Rights are Human Rights

The Team