Sitting Around Gifts

Where the Appalachian Trail Crosses the Path of Least Resistance

"Really? They're now giving out non-participation trophies?"

"Hope you don't mind, but I can't find my little hammer."

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

"I have no thumbs."

'My goodness,Ralph,let him have it.It's only a measly old meal worm.'

"Take two pies to the face and call me in the morning."

"Would you get me a beer from the refrigerator? Just grab one of the cans on the top shelf. Come on, I do so much for you—all these years, the walks, the food, the chases... Come on! Never mind."

'Can you mow the lawn? The kids can't find their trampoline.'

'Just sitting around letting advertisers brainwash me. What about you?'

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

"I can tell it's new because it's alive."

'John, I have to get going. Here's my views on politics, sports, and automobiles in case some of the boys come in later.'

'He's at a very impressionable age.'

Dribbling and snoring - proof that men can multi-task.

Thought bubble mirrors the cloud in the sky.

"Cut down on the custard pies."

If you're looking for a good time, you'll find it; if you can't find it, it will find you....

'I load on the job all the time so I figure it's not really 'earned' income.'

A sign outside a bookstore reads: "Meet the people in the bookstore cafe staring at their laptops 2-4 p.m."

Billgeville's new pedestrian monkey bars not only reduced accidents but also whipped people into great shape.

'You folks enjoying the big top?'

Fetch the Boomerang

'Makeup? This is a tattoo.'

'At least hanging around street corners reminds us we're at a crossroads in our lives.'

Circus Stilt-Walker with Girlfriend.

Water Balloon Animals.

Reserved Parking

Although in hindsight, maybe she said feed the cat and water the plants.

'I have an expense account, but it's a joke.'

"Well, sometimes I'll just hang around and do nothing. Oh wait, that's all the time."

Urban Life.

At this time I'd like to thank the man or woman who invented the parasol. Without it, an indoor rain shower might dilute this Mai Tai, hindering my ability to get my full Don Ho groove on.

'Why would you need GPS? Have you suddenly forgotten how to get from the couch to the refrigerator?'

"What makes you think you're always the victim?"