Sitting Around Prints

Where the Appalachian Trail Crosses the Path of Least Resistance

"Really? They're now giving out non-participation trophies?"

"Hope you don't mind, but I can't find my little hammer."

"I have no thumbs."

"Take two pies to the face and call me in the morning."

'My goodness,Ralph,let him have it.It's only a measly old meal worm.'

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

"Would you get me a beer from the refrigerator? Just grab one of the cans on the top shelf. Come on, I do so much for you—all these years, the walks, the food, the chases... Come on! Never mind."

'Just sitting around letting advertisers brainwash me. What about you?'

'Can you mow the lawn? The kids can't find their trampoline.'

"I can tell it's new because it's alive."

'John, I have to get going. Here's my views on politics, sports, and automobiles in case some of the boys come in later.'

Dribbling and snoring - proof that men can multi-task.

'He's at a very impressionable age.'

Thought bubble mirrors the cloud in the sky.

"Cut down on the custard pies."

'I load on the job all the time so I figure it's not really 'earned' income.'

A sign outside a bookstore reads: "Meet the people in the bookstore cafe staring at their laptops 2-4 p.m."

If you're looking for a good time, you'll find it; if you can't find it, it will find you....

'You folks enjoying the big top?'

Fetch the Boomerang

'Makeup? This is a tattoo.'

'At least hanging around street corners reminds us we're at a crossroads in our lives.'

Circus Stilt-Walker with Girlfriend.

Reserved Parking

Although in hindsight, maybe she said feed the cat and water the plants.

'I have an expense account, but it's a joke.'

'Why would you need GPS? Have you suddenly forgotten how to get from the couch to the refrigerator?'

"What makes you think you're always the victim?"

Weathervanes.

"Well, sometimes I'll just hang around and do nothing. Oh wait, that's all the time."

Urban Life.