Loitering Aficionado Prints

A sign outside a bookstore reads: "Meet the people in the bookstore cafe staring at their laptops 2-4 p.m."

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

'He lives for his holidays.'

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

"I really look forward to this evening's walk."

Cat medal presentations take a long time

"Just the slippers is fine!"

"Pretty cushy, am I right?"

"Hungry? I'm ravenous, Norman, I could murder a lentil cutlet."

'...and this is the Mess.'

Man and woman on donkeys at the beach

After 9pm Harry Lomax slips quietly into cruise control.

The Thinker

"Look on the bright side, you never know what's round the corner."

'It took months of training but now she'd rather sip a martini than fetch a ball.'

"Question ... what is my motivation to ever leave this armchair?"

"I've had a very trying day. I've tried on dresses, shoes..."

"This time it's curtains for you, Black Bart!"

"Doc, I think I'm suffering from insomnia...every ten minutes the boss bursts into my office and wakes me up!"

"Read me back the minutes from the last dip."

Welcome to the Adirondacks.

'Darlin', what's an adjective for a two-timin', heart-breakin' outlaw that rhymes with iPod?'

Comfort zone

"Watch yourself, stranger. I've got an itchy trigger finger."

"It's our best seller. Perfect for sitting idly by."

I'm retired...I was tired yesterday and I'm tired again today.

"The carpet really brings the room together."

"I just got home. Let me roost a bit."

"Justin isn't sleeping, he's giving his brain a rest."

"Well yes, they're retired now, but they still don't have time for me: they've become grey nomads!"

Sleeping Chair.

"Try to open Grampy's chair a little slower next time, puddin'."

Chillaxing!