Sitting By The Pool Prints

On holiday.

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

Bring your own inflatable.

Where the Appalachian Trail Crosses the Path of Least Resistance

"Shake! Good Dog."

"I’ve got to take this. It’s someone who isn’t obsessed with summer fun."

Lounging by the pool

"Mom, Mom, watch me!"

"I only need shade for my wine."

The real reason why flamingos are pink

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

'One more hangover like this and I'm going to have to claim for sickness during holiday absence.'

Hollywood Breakup

"Can we get a bigger pool to accommodate all my floats?"

Bankside

"Listen, pal, they're all emergencies."

Shallow End (Slightly innocuous statements) - Deep End (a little more weighty)

Thought bubble mirrors the cloud in the sky.

"Should we take pics of our feed for Instagram?"

'Now, dear, I spent 35 years pretending to look busy. I can't just quit overnight!'

"My feet are cold."

"One day he went for a swim in our infinity pool, and I haven't seen him since."

A gondolier clears leaves form a pool

"Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here."

"Standing on one leg is easier than on two, but this far more relaxing."

'Why would you need GPS? Have you suddenly forgotten how to get from the couch to the refrigerator?'

Semi-naked A stripped Semi-trailer Truck sunbathing by the pool naked

One isn't snubbing One's wedding, One is merely celebrating One's wedding by topping up One's tan.

'Some two-year-old is marking the pool for himself.'

'Gordon, ever since you were given a chair with wheels you've been seen less and less in the office.'

'Looks like we can stay another week after all.'

'Can't you tell people about our new swimming pool without saying I've 'gone off the deep end?''

'Just did a couple of laps around the pool.'