Poolside Relaxation Prints

"I only need shade for my wine."

Hollywood Breakup

On holiday.

Bring your own inflatable.

Sunbathers.

"Shake! Good Dog."

"I’ve got to take this. It’s someone who isn’t obsessed with summer fun."

Lounging by the pool

Segregated Beach

The real reason why flamingos are pink

'One more hangover like this and I'm going to have to claim for sickness during holiday absence.'

'Sounded more like a seagull to me.'

"How's it look back there?"

Bankside

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"

"Can we get a bigger pool to accommodate all my floats?"

"Listen, pal, they're all emergencies."

"Should we take pics of our feed for Instagram?"

"My feet are cold."

'I prefer to do absolutely nothing on holiday....otherwise the shock's too much when I get back.'

"One day he went for a swim in our infinity pool, and I haven't seen him since."

A gondolier clears leaves form a pool

"Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here."

One isn't snubbing One's wedding, One is merely celebrating One's wedding by topping up One's tan.

"I see Mom won't let you go to the lake again."

"I moved to the coast to get away from the Inland Revenue..."

Semi-naked A stripped Semi-trailer Truck sunbathing by the pool naked

'Some two-year-old is marking the pool for himself.'

"Standing on one leg is easier than on two, but this far more relaxing."

L.A. Law

'Can't you tell people about our new swimming pool without saying I've 'gone off the deep end?''

'Looks like we can stay another week after all.'

'Just did a couple of laps around the pool.'

Baldo's Life is Sweet Moment: When your new best friends down the street install a swimming pool.