Poolside Lounger Prints

"Listen, pal, they're all emergencies."

'Better cover-up sweetie, you're starting to burn!'

Semi-retired.

'Looks like we can stay another week after all.'

Florida Wildlife - Noodle Fish

"One day he went for a swim in our infinity pool, and I haven't seen him since."

Excess Baggage: Before you head off to the pool in your new swimsuit, consider the sensibilities of your fellow cruise passengers.

'Grandkids and fish, after three days...'

Shallow End

'Want to go for a dip?'

'Enough, George... I let you get the stupid pool. I'm not going to cut your dinner into little pieces and dump it in.'

"Get out of the kiddy pool Dad."

"The resort has a pool-bar! Oh goody, book it!"

"Yeah, I can't make it in today. I've some kind of weird red rash all over my body."

How prosecution lawyers spend their court fees.

Lounging by the pool

On Holiday

"Stay out of the deep end. I'm not coming in after you."

'What a waste of a golfing holiday if you're going to sit round the pool all day!'

'Take me to your lido!'

Large birds use family pool for a bird bath.

"Is that what we pay him seven and six an hour for."

"My feet are cold."

"We've never regretted relocating to California!"

"Standing on one leg is easier than on two, but this far more relaxing."

"These melanomas aren't going to grow themselves."

Florida Wildlife - Noodle Fish Special

A woman in a bikini dries herself

"I’ve got to take this. It’s someone who isn’t obsessed with summer fun."

On holiday.

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

'I cleaned over thirty fish today.' - 'That takes guts.'

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

"Shake! Good Dog."