Sit Down Champion Pillows

'Hey Winston, this is my dad. He's obsessed with sitting.'

Love is when you watch television together.

'His workout regimen consists of 50 sit-downs every day.'

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

Man fishing in goldfish bowl - "Its always been the same with you Norman.. No ambition."

'I think I'm getting somewhere. On the way over I stopped to smell the flowers.'

'He's in training for the marathon, he watches it every year.'

"Shouldn't you boys be out fighting crime somewhere?" "Yeah, yeah, whatever." "I could use another beer while you're up." "I ain't goin' on no airplane!" "Anyone pay the cable bill?" The A-Hole Team

'What he lacks in intelligence he makes up for in stupidity.'

'He hibernates between superbowls.'

'Here's my mother's number in case I don't make it.'

'School sports day - fat boys playing computer game'

First Place Layabout

Vampire Sit ups

"What are we doing today?"

'Get the ball, Leonard! The winning run is rounding second base! You've only got a matter of hours before he scores!'

"I'll get you a drink of water, but next time, call Dad, not room service."

"According to the fitness watch the remote moves more than you do."

Sit ups.

'Your 'power nap' is somewhat undermined by Mr Cuddles.'

'It's alright my previous, it was just a bad dream, there is no super bindweed monster...'

'Hey, a running suit. I didn't know you were into running. Maybe we could go running together sometime.' 'Actually, I'm not. I'm into elastic waistbands. But hey, maybe we could go eating together sometime.'

Humpty Dumpty using Egg timer as an Alarm clock.

'Thanks for being there.'

"According to personnel staff are working an average of 10 hours unpaid overtime a week."

"Zzz."

"When you get a second wake up time, chances are your day's sublime..."

"No, I don't feel guilty. I've heard the average Briton moves once every six years."

"Listen, son...school is important and I expect...no I demand that you try your best. This family believes in the value of education, hard work, career success...and a good night's sleep."

'Harold stopped looking for a job to protest the price of gasoline.'

"Oh gosh, have I been talking too much again?"