Sit Down Champion Mugs

'Hey Winston, this is my dad. He's obsessed with sitting.'

Love is when you watch television together.

'His workout regimen consists of 50 sit-downs every day.'

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

Man fishing in goldfish bowl - "Its always been the same with you Norman.. No ambition."

'I think I'm getting somewhere. On the way over I stopped to smell the flowers.'

'He's in training for the marathon, he watches it every year.'

'What he lacks in intelligence he makes up for in stupidity.'

Buzz. Go away. Buzz buzz. I'm up! The alarm clock always wants it more than you do.

"Shouldn't you boys be out fighting crime somewhere?" "Yeah, yeah, whatever." "I could use another beer while you're up." "I ain't goin' on no airplane!" "Anyone pay the cable bill?" The A-Hole Team

'He hibernates between superbowls.'

What are you doing up, mom? Big meeting tomorrow. Must be prepared. It's one a.m.! Go to bed, young lady. You need your sleep. It must be late. I heard my voice coming out of your mouth. Scary!

'Here's my mother's number in case I don't make it.'

'School sports day - fat boys playing computer game'

Vampire Sit ups

'Get the ball, Leonard! The winning run is rounding second base! You've only got a matter of hours before he scores!'

First Place Layabout

"What are we doing today?"

"According to the fitness watch the remote moves more than you do."

"I'll get you a drink of water, but next time, call Dad, not room service."

"Pace yourself big man! You're fatigued and the footy season has just begun!"

'Your 'power nap' is somewhat undermined by Mr Cuddles.'

Sit ups.

Humpty Dumpty using Egg timer as an Alarm clock.

'He calls it his Olympic legacy, he thought the games went on for 3 weeks.'

'It's alright my previous, it was just a bad dream, there is no super bindweed monster...'

'Hey, a running suit. I didn't know you were into running. Maybe we could go running together sometime.' 'Actually, I'm not. I'm into elastic waistbands. But hey, maybe we could go eating together sometime.'

'Thanks for being there.'

A surprisingly challenging resolution. This year my resolution is to leave well enough alone.

"When you get a second wake up time, chances are your day's sublime..."

"According to personnel staff are working an average of 10 hours unpaid overtime a week."

"Zzz."

"Listen, son...school is important and I expect...no I demand that you try your best. This family believes in the value of education, hard work, career success...and a good night's sleep."

' If nagging were an Olympic sport - you'd win gold! '

"No, I don't feel guilty. I've heard the average Briton moves once every six years."