Sit-up Supporters Mugs

Vampire Sit ups

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

"I offer emotional support and companionship for those with PTSD." "I detect cancer and other human diseases by scent detection." "I squeak-fart when startled."

Applause

"Someone throw him a punchline!"

"....And what's the deal with fetch? You want the stick or don't you? Make up your mind already!"

'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'

'Tell your boss we represent an independent watchdog committee.'

"I just wish the Earth was as beautiful to live on as it is to look at... It's right behind me, isn't it?"

"I stand corrected. Hard as you try, sometimes you just can't find the humor in a situation."

Canine Comedians

"What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!"

"Of course, the actual honey is all made overseas."

Jokes machine.

"Paper or plastic?"

"OK, well, if you do hear anything, be sure to give us a call."

"Dad, has there EVER been a time when James Corden was funny..?"

"Well, we can kiss being free-range goodbye."

"Make it look like an accident"

'Actually, we don't like the term 'cannibal', we prefer to be called 'homovores'.'

"Religion, politics, sex...in this part of the world every cartoonist is free to draw whatever he wants!"

"So, colony collapse disorder - how funny is it?"

'I haven't been feeling funny lately doctor.'

'Your Majesty, the peasants are out of bread', 'Then let them eat low-carb stuff,'

"Ok, ok, how's everyone feeling tonight besides a thousand dollars poorer?"

"Deal with it Your Majesty- Comedy is king!"

Man asking what is a stall at the opera

'I thought I might try a bit of Stand-up.'

"What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke timing."

Evolution in the Era of the Selfie

"I'm sorry, sir, but a blade's a blade."