Sister In Labor Pillows

'I'm afraid we can't deliver your baby until your CRB check comes through.'

"No, the cordless embryo isn't available."

'and remember delivery is free if it happens in a half hour!'

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

'Motherhood is great, but I get a really sore back...'

'The dripping keeps me awake!'

Feline Evolution.

'I trust this is a non-smoking uterus!'

-THIRTY thousand? I thought you wanted TEN thousand? -I'm having triplets!

"Technology is for babies!"

Moms gone wild

His real name is Jasper Underwood Farthington III...but we just call him 'Stinky'.

'This might be a good time to discuss a few grievances.'

'You say that he's so good that you 'Don't know you've got him', so what's the point of him?'

Batman's first Bat Mobile

'No provision for day care, eh?'

'Amazing, isn't it? - And she's never taken a parenting class.'

'I never know how much to leave for lunch.'

"Keep pushing, I can see the head!"

"There's even an app for being a mother!"

The Ultrasound.

"I trust I don't get them mixed up. The midwife will be weraing a badge. Mum will be wearing a sigh of relief."

"Now they tell me there's a departure tax."

'At first I wanted a brother, but I've changed my mind... I want a puppy now.'

"It must be hereditary. My mom got pregnant too!!"

'In the owners manual it's listed as Foetal muzak. I call it gurgling intestines!!'

"I love being on the mommy track."

"You mean my little sister could be a BOY?"

'I've never seen mum change these when they get empty.'

'Inverted nipple? It's probably just incredibly shy.'

The Impractical Guide to Having Babies: 'I'm a fully qualified puppeteer!'

"Baby's First Book of Retirement Planning...?"

"I guess I've got the spirit in me!"

Birth Canal Border Checkpoint

"We offer free delivery if you spend over $15,000."