Sister-in-law Expecting Baby Pillows

'and remember delivery is free if it happens in a half hour!'

Cry babies.

"Will you be putting her in day care or bringing her up artisanally?"

"No, the cordless embryo isn't available."

"It's so nice to finally put a face to the name."

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

"Yeah. But he's a handful."

'Ever since I've started showing, my husband has affectionately called me 'Three Humps'...'

"We located the hissing noise, Mr. Watkins. Your wife's mother is in the back seat."

'I trust this is a non-smoking uterus!'

'I'm afraid we can't deliver your baby until your CRB check comes through.'

-THIRTY thousand? I thought you wanted TEN thousand? -I'm having triplets!

"I didn't realise it could be so complicated!"

"I had no idea life could be so complicated."

"Wow! According to this if I dig straight down I'll find a delivery suite."

Birthing Ball

Moms gone wild

Australian wedding, sheep gesturing, 'If there's anybody here who knows why these two should not be wed...'

"Nine months in here?? I trust I can get out in seven months with good behaviour!"

"Friend or foe?"

'I don't like that one. . . how about the one with the cute smile.'

'You say that he's so good that you 'Don't know you've got him', so what's the point of him?'

Batman's first Bat Mobile

A note from Kate

'...And there's the hands - it looks like - well, it looks like he's texting.'

Books: Names That Will Make Your Child Hate You!

'This might be a good time to discuss a few grievances.'

Welcome to MOMtana

"Good news. Your mother is pregnant, so, we won't be mortgaging your future."

'My husband's ancestors did come over on the Mayflower. The scraped them off the bottom of the boat.'

"Now they tell me there's a departure tax."

"Keep pushing, I can see the head!"

I'm not buying a $25 set of boring hooded towels off a big box store baby shower registry. Mom fights the man! The local baby boutique will have a hipper selection. So true! Catch those adorable all-organic, artist-designed towels! Cute! And only $55 each! My pretentions are never cheap!

"So, the inevitable sequel."

The Ultrasound.