Sipping Shark Gifts

'Hey, bartender! This scotch is watered down!'

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

Bite out of fishing pier.

'You sent your wife to get a bottle of wine from the wine cellar? Your jet doesn't have a wine cellar.'

'Don't let him pick the wine. He thinks Dom Perignon was someone who got knocked off on the Sopranos.'

Leak in the fish tank.

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

Shark infested custard!

"The boys at Jack's Bait & Tackle will never believe this one!"

"I don't think I can fit that into my schedule, Irv. I've got a fishing boat to attack this morning, a beach to terrorize this afternoon and a feeding frenzy this evening!"

Whale Shark Thoughts...

"Dad, Dad, cage divers! Get the hacksaw and let's scare the heck out of them!"

"Can I interest you in a great white?"

'Dude, someone put a sign on your front.'

'Would you like some of our house wine? I just made it.'

'I hate evolution!'

"The end of 'Shark Week' is near!"

"This wine tastes like a**....Bring me every bottle you have!"

"Is a six pack enough? I can go back out."

"So, you folks see anything you'd like?"

Velvety. And so was the wine.

Shark Chum

Card shark

Shark Fishing

A seal is riding atop a great white shark!

'Crabs, sharks, octopi...'

"And would you like a wine stopper?"

shark on cricket crease

'Of course, here in Australia we have to learn to contend with vineyard pests that are unique to our locale.'

"May I say, sir, the staff and I just knew you'd see through that Beaujolais."

"One man's dirty water is another man's Earl Grey."

"Don't attack surfers! You're giving us all a bad name and encouraging culling!"

'My old man always used to say we eventually get the face we deserve. I wish I'd listened to him!'

'This is tasty and all, but do you really think this is a great idea considering we have hundreds of teeth?'

'I. Am. So. Embarrassed! How long have I been sitting across from him with that stuck in my teeth?'