Sipping Shark Pillows

'Hey, bartender! This scotch is watered down!'

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

Bite out of fishing pier.

'You sent your wife to get a bottle of wine from the wine cellar? Your jet doesn't have a wine cellar.'

Leak in the fish tank.

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

Shark infested custard!

"The boys at Jack's Bait & Tackle will never believe this one!"

Whale Shark Thoughts...

"Can I interest you in a great white?"

'Dude, someone put a sign on your front.'

"Dad, Dad, cage divers! Get the hacksaw and let's scare the heck out of them!"

'Would you like some of our house wine? I just made it.'

'I hate evolution!'

"The end of 'Shark Week' is near!"

"This wine tastes like a**....Bring me every bottle you have!"

"Is a six pack enough? I can go back out."

"So, you folks see anything you'd like?"

Velvety. And so was the wine.

Shark Fishing

'Crabs, sharks, octopi...'

Card shark

Shark Chum

A seal is riding atop a great white shark!

shark on cricket crease

"And would you like a wine stopper?"

"May I say, sir, the staff and I just knew you'd see through that Beaujolais."

'This is tasty and all, but do you really think this is a great idea considering we have hundreds of teeth?'

"One man's dirty water is another man's Earl Grey."

'My old man always used to say we eventually get the face we deserve. I wish I'd listened to him!'

'I. Am. So. Embarrassed! How long have I been sitting across from him with that stuck in my teeth?'

"Don't attack surfers! You're giving us all a bad name and encouraging culling!"

'Of course, here in Australia we have to learn to contend with vineyard pests that are unique to our locale.'

'Dinner at 11 o'clock.' 'Roger that.'