Sweet Tooth Shark Lover Gifts

'This is tasty and all, but do you really think this is a great idea considering we have hundreds of teeth?'

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

Any time is cake o'clock

Beach con-man.

Bite out of fishing pier.

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

"Ninja bread men"

The Food Chain

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

Ice Cream Dreams.

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

Our visit to the flan factory.

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

His Her Cakes

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"

Leak in the fish tank.

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

"The best beaches are Santa Cruz, Hossegor, Ericeira, The Gold Coast, Barbados, Sennen Cove, Oahu and Bali son: They're full of surfers..."

Oct. 1982: Researchers attempt an ill-fated procedure in great white shark oral hygiene.

Milk Bar - "Don't you think you've had enough?"

The Corner Of Ogden And Nash: Candy is Daddy/Liquor is Quicker

"I don't think I can fit that into my schedule, Irv. I've got a fishing boat to attack this morning, a beach to terrorize this afternoon and a feeding frenzy this evening!"

Shark infested custard!

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

All-Candy Seder.

'What kind of filling would you like?'

'Bless this food we are about to receive, all except the broccoli. Bless the apple pie twice.'

'There's something I never told you about your father, Billy. He was a lawyer.'

'...that 12th piece of fudge I ate must have been bad.'

Whale Shark Thoughts...

Mouse with a cat cake.