Sinner Chuckler Pillows

Not much of a resume. Anything besides these 7 Deadly Sins?

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

Where 'Pastor'-ized Milk Comes From...

"Your mom needs to know that you made it here OK, and your dad wants to know if you could use a few bucks."

'Haven't seen you in church lately John?'

'Fancy a swift half?'

'Perhaps he's heard we're losing our churchwarden.'

'Next time the pastor asks if you know what his sermon was about, the answer is not about three hours.'

Sermon - why our religion is really better than yours.

Employees must cleanse souls before returning to work.

'Golly, is it that time already?'

"I hear he has a reputation as a loose Canon."

"Actually, they all look alike to me."

'I'm all tired out from creating - let's just use NATURAL selection from now on.'

'If the Lord had wanted us to use the metric system, there would have been ten apostles!'

'Look, Brother Timothy - a sign from God!'

'I make certain all my clients are pessimists...they don't expect to win.'

"Turn to page 12 for our non-binary singalong."

"We learned in Sunday School about how Cain whacked Abel."

"...lettuce pray."

'If you must laugh, will you do it in the humour section please?'

Quick Confessional Box - 8 sins or less.

Sunday School. Strange --- Apples were forbidden, but apparently fried foods were okay.

"Here's the problem. Your computer isn't obsolete, you are."

Various Birds of Pray.

The Big Four debate banking ethics

"But if you teach him to fish, you have fed him for a lifetime."

Keyboard in Heaven

'Everyone's a stand-up comic these days.'

'You want a second opinion? -- Oh, a big shot, eh?'

"Well...this constant badness is just sooo wearisome...."

"It's weeder's elbow."

'Today's sermon is on the Gospel according to old Saint Matt....'

Missing Parsons.

"That was a good sermon...but I'd have settled for a soundbite."