Sinker Specialist Gifts

Fish talking about fisherman

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

Danae's Career Plans: 'The major product manufactured today is punditry, so I'm honing my argumentative skills to work my way to the top of the blow hard industry..my goal is to become a spin ninja...'

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

"Damn. I took the Rip Van Nyquil."

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

"This guy's a terrific defensive lineman. I once saw him chase down a quakerback for nearly 40 yards before sacking him. It was in a shopping mall, but still..."

Office Park

"Well, you said your glasses needed cleaning!"

Synchronized Diving: 10 & under division.

'What it is is a giant kidney.'

"Don't worry they're all part of my team."

"Get a move on Hardwicke, we need it for the 6 o'clock news!"

Welsh water sewage

Swimming Champion.

At Michawl Phelps' baptism.

"Did someone just shout 'sinkhole!!!'?"

"I slept funny!"

You mean this sewage has already been treated?

Algebra Research Center: Come In We're Slopin'

Quick Sand and Slow Sand

"We've got just the thing for someone your age...all our mattresses are made with memory foam."

"I won't be in the office today, my apathy is acting up again."

'I thought if I tried diving, I wouldn't mind a bath so much!'

Rafael Nadal

"I'm sorry, Miss, but I'll have to ask you for some proof of age."

'We're de-salting water?'

"Cookies now? Or cookies later?"

'Gee,that's an unusual assortment! What kind of buttons are those? 'Belly...'

Woodworkers Club Meeting, Room 23. Splinter Group, Room 24.

Dive in...

"People are always discriminating against my dad. At work, people say, 'clean up that spill' and 'get under the sink.'"

"Aha! I found the bug! The company that makes this herbalized soda has been stealing my recipes!"

'We create it, we clean it up - business couldn't be better.'

"Worried about the city's water supply, dear?"