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Fish talking about fisherman

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

"Damn. I took the Rip Van Nyquil."

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

Danae's Career Plans: 'The major product manufactured today is punditry, so I'm honing my argumentative skills to work my way to the top of the blow hard industry..my goal is to become a spin ninja...'

"This guy's a terrific defensive lineman. I once saw him chase down a quakerback for nearly 40 yards before sacking him. It was in a shopping mall, but still..."

Office Park

"Well, you said your glasses needed cleaning!"

'What it is is a giant kidney.'

"Don't worry they're all part of my team."

Welsh water sewage

"Get a move on Hardwicke, we need it for the 6 o'clock news!"

Swimming Champion.

"I slept funny!"

"Did someone just shout 'sinkhole!!!'?"

You mean this sewage has already been treated?

Algebra Research Center: Come In We're Slopin'

"Cookies now? Or cookies later?"

"I'm sorry, Miss, but I'll have to ask you for some proof of age."

'We're de-salting water?'

'I thought if I tried diving, I wouldn't mind a bath so much!'

"I won't be in the office today, my apathy is acting up again."

Quick Sand and Slow Sand

'Gee,that's an unusual assortment! What kind of buttons are those? 'Belly...'

Woodworkers Club Meeting, Room 23. Splinter Group, Room 24.

"Aha! I found the bug! The company that makes this herbalized soda has been stealing my recipes!"

Dive in...

'We create it, we clean it up - business couldn't be better.'

"People are always discriminating against my dad. At work, people say, 'clean up that spill' and 'get under the sink.'"

"Worried about the city's water supply, dear?"

"Because I say sew."