Sinkhole Strategist T-Shirts

"Did someone just shout 'sinkhole!!!'?"

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

Reverse psychology

"It turns out I just wasted the whole morning networking with a dog."

'No,silly-I asked for a sand WEDGE!'

"Well, there's your problem right there -- you need to sauté the onions in white wine before adding the ginger."

"How could you forget where you buried dad. You do know he has the car keys in his pocket?"

"You'll get your sandbox back as soon as Daddy has practiced a few bunker shots!"

"Oh, it's just more white-male stuff."

'You're away, Doc!'

'C'mon, it's only up to your knees!'

Gas eyedropper.

"Come pick me up. This is going nowhere,"

'When you said the tractor was down, I thought...'

Putting out on the green is called 'The Short Game'.

'The classic pinstripe with construction boots delivers the authoritative butt-kicking power needed for Monday morning meetings.'

Old man stealing sand from a sand box for child

Sidewalk the game

Watch for Pedestrians.

Quick Sand and Slow Sand

A lady wants a higher fence to protect her man from the neighbour.

'Bank A' about to jump into to pool of competition followed by banks B and C

'Go fish.'

"Follow the yellow brick sinkhooole. . ."

'May I speak to you as a man to a woman?'

'My mom's pregnant. At first I was worried about the competition until I remembered that I was the incumbent.'

'I've sussed this work/life balance...'

Muggers.

Something Like Sport.

"When I suggested to corporate that we make our meetings more fun, I was hoping for more than just holding them in a sandbox."

Ted knew he was in for a long day when his opponent patiently waited for the snail to crawl out of his putting line.