Sinkhole Strategist T-Shirts

"Did someone just shout 'sinkhole!!!'?"

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

Reverse psychology

"It turns out I just wasted the whole morning networking with a dog."

That kid's all business.

'No,silly-I asked for a sand WEDGE!'

"You'll get your sandbox back as soon as Daddy has practiced a few bunker shots!"

"Well, there's your problem right there -- you need to sauté the onions in white wine before adding the ginger."

"How could you forget where you buried dad. You do know he has the car keys in his pocket?"

Armstrong, the new Ybox game console comes out next week. I've got to get in line at Computer Villa. Nope. You are callous and inhumane. Fortunately, I have a backup plan. Computer Villa sale! If anyone cuts, chew their nose off.

"Oh, it's just more white-male stuff."

Warren knew the importance of getting down as low as possible to sight his putts.

'You're away, Doc!'

'C'mon, it's only up to your knees!'

Gas eyedropper.

"Come pick me up. This is going nowhere,"

Putting out on the green is called 'The Short Game'.

'When you said the tractor was down, I thought...'

Sidewalk the game

'The classic pinstripe with construction boots delivers the authoritative butt-kicking power needed for Monday morning meetings.'

Old man stealing sand from a sand box for child

Watch for Pedestrians.

'Bank A' about to jump into to pool of competition followed by banks B and C

"Follow the yellow brick sinkhooole. . ."

Quick Sand and Slow Sand

'May I speak to you as a man to a woman?'

A lady wants a higher fence to protect her man from the neighbour.

'Go fish.'

'My mom's pregnant. At first I was worried about the competition until I remembered that I was the incumbent.'

'I've sussed this work/life balance...'

Muggers.

Something Like Sport.

Ted knew he was in for a long day when his opponent patiently waited for the snail to crawl out of his putting line.